reblogged from: Too Much Nick
Sarah Palin Can’t Name a Newspaper She Reads (via Mike Monteiro)
In that porno everyone’s talking about, Sarah Palin will be played by Ricky Gervais of BBC’s The Office.
please don’t vote for mccain. there’s no way this woman should be a heartbeat away from the most important job in the world. seriously.
reblogged from: ✖ALANA JOY✖
(via alanajoy)
bjork. she’s the mom i never had.
reblogged from: ✖ALANA JOY✖
When sharing music becomes foreplay, you know you have something beautiful.(via sleepanddream)
Last night. XOXO.
(via alanajoy)
boy, i’ve been there….in a past life.
note to self: cancel mail order bride from russia.
second note to self: before telling someone they are ugly, ask if they have any tweezers. if so, remove tweezers from said ugly person’s possession.
why do i always fall in love with my female kryptonite? seriously. where’s my lois lane?
GPOYW
My mug reflectified in my helmet visor
reblogged from: cuddling is optional
The above craigslist ad has some adult film company seeking a Sarah Palin look alike..i cant wait for this one! YES
hilarious. i love that they state explicity: no anal. haha!
